What does this have to do with the boxing classes I take?

I'm lying in bed today (busted my ankle doing P90x right before xmas). I'm prone to typos when typing in this position, please excuse them.

I don't have a JD but I've sued a few people in my day and I know how to build a case.

Most people I know say I am either "the man" or "so cool."  They also tell me I am excellent driver.  I wouldn't throw this stuff out there except that I have a shit ton of evidence to support it.

Skyrim is like Game of Thrones….it made fantasy okay for cool people to like.  It's the first video game I bought since Grant Theft Auto Vice City.  
Dark Brotherhood Thieve's Guild dragonslayer, BITCH.

The article title leaves something to be desired, but if you took 2 seconds you'd see the study it's referring to was conducted by the University of Maryland.  Scholarly, indeed.

It's been well documented, Sir Osis of Thuliver it has nothing to do with my opinion: 
http://www.alternet.org/med….

Ironing or pressing your clothes will help you get laid. All the guys in my hall freshman year of college mocked me for ironing my pants every night.  They never got laid.

I'm just saying, when I was a kid we actually had winter.  I can't even remember the last time I needed to wear gloves or a hat.

Obamacare is irrelevant.  The Roberts Court will shred it into ribbons in mere months.

Ha I actually do.  Last time I was in Abercrombie everyone thought that I worked there.  Same with Hollister, I can tell the girls are just waiting for me to rip off my shirt and stand in front of the store for them to gawk at.

The different, Sir Otthis, is that MSNBC has pundits who are citing actual facts whereas Fox is actively misleading the American public.  See any scholarly study on how informed the audience of a particular cable news channel.

Uh, it's 55 degrees today in NYC and I'm wearing a polo shirt and pressed nantucket red shorts.  I could easily be rocking this outfit at 25 Fahrenheit if the sun is out, maybe wear a light sweatshirt if it's cloudy.  I don't feel the need to wear a parka unless it's 10F or below.  Stop being such babies.

Tony sprints from the FBI raid on Johnny Sacks house a mere two episodes from now.  I'm sure there are more.

Nothing funnier than a grown man making a noise of disgust when seeing a gay kiss on screen.  Thanks for confirming you are not turned on by Vito and Johnny Cakes, wouldn't have known if you didn't grunt in disapproval. That's the experience I had watching those episodes with both my Dad and a bunch of my childhood…

Spotting Melfi in the lobby of the plaza was very dreamlike as well.

Everytime I see a famous person in my dream, usually Al Gore or Barack Obama, I go "Hey VP Gore holy SHIT it's YOU."

Alcoholism and drug addiction don't exist.  It's all just a matter of having some fucking willpower.

It's not his wife.  He mentions that she's hoping to meet some "lonely old widowers" when she moves down to Florida with him. She also calls him "pop." 

This scene is exactly what I'm talking about.  Artie and Charmaine are jammed into that episode just for appearances.