Come out behind the dumpster. It's beautiful.

That's insulting. Av Club is now a fast food blog, thank you very much. So it's respectable. Or ironic. Or something.

The dog in the picture is almost heartbreakingly earnest and friendly. His sister, though, has an attitude that goes beyond condescension into straight-up arrogance. I never thought I would meet an arrogant dog before I had her, but there it is.

Give Youngblood some credit. It's nearly impossible to parody. It take some kind of talent to make something that non-self aware of how goofy it is.

Yeah, everyone was into Spawn in the early 90s, and now it has exactly zero fans. It's very much a product of its time.

I must have stopped reading before they got read of the countdown. Talk about a story-killer. What was the narrative justification for THAT?

When he magically took away his horrible scarring, at least temporarily, he was clearly white, too. I seem to remember some line about how it was some grand joke the devil had played on him. Anyway, yeah, not a great victory for representation in comics.

I think it is still going. It actually went a pretty long time after we all stopped reading in 1995 or so.

Under what moral framework is condescension a sin? That's a new on me.

But will there be uncomfortable racial overtones when a black character is revived as a white one?

Her guest turn in Parks and Rec was quite funny.

There are WWE events and reality shows to worry about. Stop being so selfish.

This sounds really good, actually. I'll watch. AV Club should do more of these TV review thingies.

Nobody actually eats those. Not even disgusting hogbeasts like Jared Fogle.

No, it would work, but you could only get calls from racists and TV personalities.

"(Life comes at you fast sometimes.)"

Or Magic: The Gathering. Or poker.

I think I once saw a gay porn that started that way.

Four year olds are just assholes by constitution and biology. The guys on Around the Horn don't have that excuse.

ESPN will lose that bet.