You mean the Night Santa Went Crazy?

(in best Dooley voice) Bobbi Hill is a stripper

Because she's Viking, bi, and horny. Lagertha's not around, Bjorn is Bjorn. Remember back in the first season Ragnar and Lagertha weren't exactly monogamous either.

Ivar is way too obvious. Bjorn would be the twist, like accidentally (major cop out). Pretty sure Lagertha would have no problem defeating the three minor brothers at the same time. But I like IAB's answer because then she can die in battle and go to Valhalla.

Spinoff, maybe?

"Today the world, tomorrow the… Hey. Am I doing this right?" - Ivar

And he did it all without Jonathan Harris as the voice of Lucifer!

So say we all

The thing about depression is you just can't let it get you down.
You've got to sdee the world for what it is: a circus full of freaks and clowns.
And you'll never please everybody, it's a well established fact.
I recommend a fifth of Jack and a bottle of Prozac.

Take your ass down the yellow brick road motherfucker!
Take your ass down the yellow brick alleyway!

Gimme some Luanne Platter.

I've had lots of dreams that came true. I've even learned to recognize them. They come to pass within 2 days.

Have you ever considered the possibility that the psychic parts of Vikings are actually possible? Abilities that once existed but were reasoned out of use? We tend to think of everything that came before us as less evolved but that's just not true. Why is it so hard to believe that we are not the most advanced in all…

huh huh huh huh huh
that would be cool

Since Travis FImmel is now freed up I think they should put the Ragnar in Thor: Ragnarok

So… locking your enemy in a cage, that's metal?
Sure. It's a metal cage even.
And jabbing him with spears, burning him, carving a cross on his face?
Metal.
What about dropping him in a pit of poisonous snakes, is that metal?
Metal af.
Well then… I guess it's metal.

Years later when he's long been forgotten by the Vikings, Magnus will set his evil plan into motion. He will set up Ragnaroc-a-Roony where aspiring warriors get to do battle alongside famous has-beens (this year featuring Floki and legendary brothers Harald and Halfdan) and form their very own raiding parties. Sigurd…

In Heathen ransacked England, pig make you squeal

Still waiting for the fallout from Lagertha killing Asslog. And Rollo off with Bjorn. No way this season will include the heathen army.

How the little piggies will grunt when they hear how the old boar suffered. No heaven about it,