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Jar Jar Sphinx
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Interestingly enough…
The review for this made it sound a lot more appealing than the other, higher-reviewed albums.

The Biblical Adam
Was the original orphan.

George Bush hates Prawns.

I maintain that, by simple mathematical application, no man can be a hipster while Obama is in office, because if all hipsters are contrarian to Obama and Obama has a penis, then only those with vaginas can be hipsters.

That being said, Isaac Brock is an amazing songwriter. No bad songs. Ever. Where's the love for "The Good Times Are Killing Me?" That song saves me life at times.

TomWaits, please detach your lips from Isaac Brock's great-songwriting-ass before speaking. You are cutting out. Thanks, that is all.

But Mr. Belvedere, is it not more hipster to like what the hipsters don't? You're on a different plane sir. I take my hat off, and ride away, never to speak again.

That post made me ROFLAHAATATSHOQE2MFATIAREOBRIAMS

Look on the bright side.

This coming from someone with conservative leanings:

Pinball wizard's got such a supple wriiiist.

I live in the USA, and therefore am better than you.

There's a thought.

Or

Italian ain't American. Get yer facts on.