I’ll have a veggie burger with two slices of hypocrisy, please.

Trollburger

I don’t know the literal meaning of the word, but it is a long sword that curves slightly. It is very sharp on one side.

These look look like “No Loitering,” and “Don’t sit in a way that blocks the sidewalk.”

What are your thoughts on using rubbing alcohol to defrost your windshield? It’s alcohol so it has a lower freezing point, right?

I really wanted to believe that “Downsizing” was the origin story for “The Borrowers.”

And to add to the depression, if you were actually shrunk down, you’d probably die:

Why not just dump the cookies your want into the towel?

Yeah, he drove it til the transmission went out.

There’s an XKCD for that:

I’ll go back when they do away with the TVs with the obnoxious motion-activated commercials in the aisles. Nothing like comparing options for water flossers with a loud “Poopurri”commercial going off behind you over and over again!

Guy gave us Flavortown. All we got from Rachel Ray was EVOO and Delish!

Claire, your dog looks angry.

Do you suppose adding cloves to the simmering water would work with this recipe?

Cockatiel singing “My Neighbor Totoro”

TraderJoe’s Pfeffernusse

Primitive Technology: Wildfire Edition

Are they not making these anymore? I swear the powdered sugar was cut with cocaine.

Yeah, I thought you only needed to worry about moths if you have items that are 100% wool.

Yes, make it a privilege again.