Couldn't they make it look like a nice vase or something?

I find the industrialization of slaughterhouses disturbing, not the "killing animals for food" thing itself.

"Well, he's close enough to white, so maybe, MAYBE I can let go of my wallet when he's around. The rest of these guys? Not so much!"

"Kirk unit!"

2010: The Year We Make Contact or Sphere.

That's what I'm here for, lol...

That's a knock-off Bentley tire valve stem cap. eBay has them if you'd like a set of four, but they're metal and will seize to the valve stem, requiring dealership replacement of the TPMS sensors. Many manufacturers use one specific company for their OEM valve stem caps, which have a rounded design as follows (all…

"I'm supposedly smart, but so intellectually backwards! Of course, it could just be a political ploy. That's for you to decide, but only after voting me into office. Praise Jesus!"

Bigger is better, yee haw!

Good comeback. Did you finish high school yet?

The gun violence in Chicago proves you're wrong. People REMEMBER the death/murder of loved ones and eventually, they want payback.

Actually, Chipotle's food is really good, especially for a fast-food model. I know the idea of fresh rice, salsas and (the best) guacamole is TERRIBLE and a defining moment in your hatred of Things That Are Innocent, but you need to check yourself.

Oh for chrissakes, Lady Gaga is just an artist LIKE EVERY OTHER artist carving out a niche. I love that people dissect these individual works of art and expression — with vitriol, on occasion — as if they've figured out The Scam.

I love that a few insanely rich people could actually afford to build something like this if they really wanted to. Kind of cool!

Lioncougarbearthing, because the Bible says so!

From past purchasing experience with company gifts, Godiva has always been ahead of the confectionery curve. Most recently, they had a seasonal "G Collection" and it included some stunning chocolate pieces with lots of artwork involved. Holograms would be awesome too!

I feel bad that nearly every zombie suffers from a sprained ankle.

They were flying high at first, but then crashed and burned.

Alternatively and more often, "Metal Murder Tubes," perhaps?

I heard the cat just got home from work too.