Cowboys stadium capacity at 80,000 #sipsTea

Oh sure. When the dog climbs into an open cop car it’s cute and understandable. But when I do it I’m “going to jail for sure” and “a sick son-of-a-bitch and need to put my pants back on”.

I chuckled... star for you

I think you mean, “all Canadians keep one in the trunk of their car, eh?”

Instead of spending $75 on a new bag, spend it on PreCheck instead. No need for your laptop to ever leave the bag...

Somebody’s parents did something right: HERS.

I was going to write out a long retort but then I realized I didn’t need so many words.

I was going to refrain from commenting on this because of getting slammed in these sections before. But I just have to say... good for her for being brave and refusing to let others question her integrity.

Cougar:

Cougar markings differ substantially by region. And decade.

Um, I’m on the West Coast and your definition of a “cougar” is WAAAAAY different than mine.

Is it weird that this actually renews my faith in humanity a lil bit?

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

But only a decaf.

To be fair, Fisher’s decision wasn’t personal. The Rams have a strict policy against allowing their running backs to go anywhere on the field.

“Jeremy, my arm came off.”

Maybe launch him out of the cannon this time around

starred, then un-starred when I finished reading.

Says the person that posted THIS 16 times.

If there was a giant meteor headed towards the planet, do you think you’d be able to stop thinking about it? It’s like that.