You misspelled “Four Loko”

Klay is a Cougar - at least he didn’t run up a tree.

Aaron Hernandez’s sentence ends... oh wait, nevermind.

Why doesn’t he just spell out his jersey number?

I think that was my point - after years of hearing this, everyone knew it was wrong. However, he also didn’t want to take a walk. His Mariners BA was .322. His OBP was .366. He took a walk for every five hits... at least he could hit to get on base, and he was there more often than anyone else. If only they could take…

“Young Boog” is the “Biggest Boog” though, right?

I thought that was Ron Fairly. Yet he seemed to prefer to try and run out singles instead of all the RBI’s he could have had with men on base, and the subsequent wins that Felix could have used when he got no run support. Sounds sort of selfish, to me. Singles Uber Alles!

...as a rookie.

“Body/Body Parts: Do Not Enter”

I would assume, like happens so often, he would have said “Just joking,” which fixes it.

I’ve never really considered what happens after the scene is cleaned up on the tracks; I kind of hoped they wen’t straight to a hospital or examiner. But to hear workers claim they have to be exposed to traumatic visuals of dead bodies with no prior warning is incredibly alarming and horrific if true. There has got to…

Could have been stolen too - then zero fucks given.

I would not have guessed that Ichiro had more HR’s than Carew.

I thought he spelled his last name “Viagra?”

None of those are selfies.

I don’t.

The Hyperopia Myopia is one that I’ve been waiting to see for years.

Why is it never *not* Russia?

Now where did that “.” go!? Supposed to be $4.00.

Right - and those are things known by adults double his age. His world is different, and as much as he doesn’t know about buying a car like that from a dealership, the dealership doesn’t know about selling a car to a customer like him.