Please, continue.

Now can we all stop vilifying people who live in their mothers’ basements by cracking jokes about virgins and labeling them all shitlords and losers? Hey Hollywood: not everybody who had to move back home is a Cheeto-fingered, Dew-swilling man-child.

It’s not a good idea. If Jason catches you, you might as well go fix a sandwich and sit down for some spectating, because you’re fucked.

Once I started reading her wiki, I remembered seeing a story about a girl character tampering with cameras to find Batman, but beyond that, I didn’t know anything about her or that she was eventually part of the Bat-family. Wasn’t she part of a cartoon, or cartoon anthology, at some point? I distinctly remember, in…

Wow, this is the first I’ve ever heard of Harper Row. Thanks for that.

YOOOO MURDERCORN :D

I’m not offended or triggered, it’s just that I started watching Game of Thrones because I wanted to enjoy the story, not a series of dragged-out sex scenes with breaks to further the story to get to the next sex scene. Don’t put words in my mouth, pal. I just find the sex boring and superfluous. It’s unnecessary,…

I hope more well-done arc dramas like Mr. Robot end up on USA. Unlike, say, HBO and Game of Thrones, the people running it can’t rely on graphic, constant, time-consuming sex scenes as a crutch to prop up half-assed writing. Outside the fact that I don’t think Esmail would do that, I think that’s one reason why Robot…

If you’re gonna do Akira Toriyama, I think I’d much rather see a Chronotrigger movie.

I started to get excited that io9 finally reviewed a self-published novel, but then I realized it wasn’t CJA that posted this. I guess the stigma is still alive and well in some quarters.

It was done to us—the DSGTs would sneak-attack us—to train our situational awareness. They were always doing it, especially on the FTX trips. One time one of the female DSGTs got into a tent by crawling under the wall and “killed” more than one person before she got caught.

You should probably tell the drill instructors about that knife thing, since they’re the ones that started it.

One of our favorite games in the Army was sneaking up on each other and either inserting tiny rocks into peoples’ MOLLE straps or marking their throat with a “knife”—a red magic marker.

It baits people into clicking it by tricking them into thinking that the article is going to reveal a controversial, long-awaited gender-based plot point when it doesn’t. Yes, it’s clickbait. And it’s very shitty, cruel clickbait at that.

They look like generic Amazon fantasy novels.

Well that title is some hellacious clickbait, though. Holy cow.

There are tadpoles this big in the Devil’s Den area of the Cheaha Mountain National Park just outside of Talladega, Alabama. And yes, they are absolutely tadpoles, not hellbenders. They were baseballs with tails.

Isn’t a “jamoke” one of those milkshakes from Arby’s?

I vote for police service firearms to be replaced with this.

/r/fantasy? Is that you?