Kanye got nothing on Hank.

Jason, it's time to admit you've got a problem...

He doesn't know, or doesn't want to know, that the Year of Luigi is over. Get help, Luigi, we love you even if the year is gone.

Zelda can't be the princess, he's a guy.

Double Stare

Why do birds... suddenly appear...

That was a beautiful bedroom you ruined, Chris.

whenever possible, slap the other person's controller out of their hand. especially if they're prepping a blue turtle shell.

All they really needed to do was add more music and i would have payed full price but its 100% better that they re actually making the game better.

The lack of Zelda knowledge in this article is saddening.

How could they miss such an obvious joke

We play video games. We are born time-wasters.

OH GOD ON THE SPOT... UH UH SHY GUY QUBE LEGEND OF STAR FOX UH....

It's a nendoroid figure, only available in Japan

Pokemon Snap U? Oh no, no, no, no. That would just make too much sense in Nintendo's efforts to bolster Wii U sales.

I was writing about Pokemon for this website years...YEARS...before Patricia showed up. It's like when I write about JRPGs and people wonder why I am not Jason. I WEAR MANY HATS.