Yeah, it was totally “jealous liberal fucktards” who kept grabbing his arm and forcing him to punch Barnes in the face.

That's a mommy who would cut a bitch that got in the way of her junior.

He should have gone pro. SWAG!

I used to work a block away from the AM offices in Toronto, and a good friend of mine worked there (and at their other phone sex/hook up lines) for years. A LOT of her time was spent creating and maintaining fake accounts.

Wait, you *dab it with water* before you plug it in?

A lot of “tell me how good/big/hot I am” sex is in her unfortunate future.

There go the final dregs of my heterosexuality.

Holy crap, that is the worst fake crying I've ever seen. There's a special corner in hell for people who'd fake a miscarriage for YouTube hits.

Only so long as she doesn’t bleed, gain weight, have opinions, or think she can pick and choose when to say “no” to sex.

Proof that only a woman with brain damage would be a Trump staffer.

Of all the things you can pick to worry about, it’s the idea of freeing a 51 year old who’s spent 30 years in jail for killing a friend in a bar fight that has you clutching your pearls?

that was my first thought too.

You probably don’t want to know how many men out there have foot fetishes, I suppose (and yet here I am! Telling you!).

He died, as so many do, from being a fucking idiot. Weed was just incidental to this.

*rawr*

Interior designers have been selling books by the yard forever.

Are you having a fucking seizure or something?

Bands of killer corgis, being led by a terrifying and immortal HRH Liz. Her carriage is pulled by Charles, Will and Harry. Her enemy? Kate (special guest appearances by Ghost Diana).

Umm, you have first hand apocalyptic experience?

Well, now that I'm an evil biddie myself, I'm totally pro knitting. And gossip. And interfering.