Holy shit, this guy makes Lorde look like a toddler.

Anne of GG convinced me that knitting was something only evil busy bodies did.

We don't need Fox News - we have the Toronto Sun newspaper.

Tilda Swinton is sooo pretty.

Why doesn't this have more stars???

Short version: crazy old man yells at kids to stay off his lawn.

Fill it with white rice (uncooked, obviously). Seal in zip lock bag for four days. Open, toss out rice. Repeat two to three times. Voila, no more stink!

Somebody warn James Wood

That's possibly the saddest thing I've ever read.

Card accidents are the most cutting way of all to go.

Ummm, Monica on Shameless is/was queer. She's been shacked up with butch black lesbian truck driver, and got it on with Lori Petty when she was comitted.

who are we to criticize any other culture?

I know what’s a great idea - let’s ONLY give jobs to people who are financially secure enough to not need them! That’ll teach those poors a lesson.

We also don't credit check job applicants, because that shit is fucked up and wrong.

Clown car uterus.

It's all that yogurt.

CHANGE APPROVED!

Just guessing now, but there’s a good chance she might be dead, so pretty sure we’re not hurting her feelings.

then the Queen went, “I wish I were dead.”

That’s “well paid Sex Goddess” to you, bitch.