Ah. You've read Rick Perry's biography!

Ah, Texas. They want a dead woman to give birth to a brain-damaged clump of cells that can't possibly survive. HOLY SHIT.

BENGHAZI!

You need to look up the definition of "star-crossed." It's the opposite of your second sentence. Romeo and Juliet were star-crossed and wound up DEAD. (I'm just saying.)

These two definitely deserve each other. A heaven-made match of two fame whores.

Kim Kardashian, bloated as hell.

Thank you for this. Up till now I thought I was the only person on the planet who didn't understand Twitter. (I'm old, though.)

I have a headache now.

Or dolls with juvenile diabetes, complete with toy syringes. <snark>

I don't think this is true at all (I'm big and used to freeze my ass off when I lived in Chicago) ... especially if you have diabetic neuropathy. My body temperature is slightly above 96° most of the time; it frequently dips as low as 95°. That's awfully damn close to hypothermic.

Fabulous movie. Watch it.

She and Michael Caine were AMAZING in that movie.

Buy a lot of Hormel canned tamales. Best investment EVER.

To tell you the truth I was kind of happy when I first heard she signed on for a regular gig in Las Vegas. It's great money, she's close to home (and her children) and it's a stable environment for an entertainer. Whether or not her fans will show up, though, time will tell.

She'll do ANYTHING to be the center of attention. Anything. What a jackass.

Agreed. Especially with two small children. Working in Vegas keeps her much closer to home.

I've been nuts about this guy for the last 30 years. <sigh>

Have you seen him lately? Dude's not looking so hot any more ...

You also left out James Brolin (sorry, Babs). He's 73.

Oh my God, you left out Robert Wagner! (He's 83.)