Then there is Gilbert Gottfried making incessant jokes about Adam Eget eating assholes for almost half an hour on Norm MacDonald live.

I don’t think it’s appropriate to suggest institutions of higher learning entertain the notion of alternative fucks.

Not for Cordarrelle Patterson.

Jim Tomsula is hopeful his son can become a wolverine.

Hard to return a homemade haircut.

I don’t disagree with you but I’ve found myself asking, where they are headed. Getting comfortable, lack of direction or simply being late for the next big thing (Hello Moto) can be devastating, even for a giant like Apple. Obviously that’s not happening in the next three months but definitely possible long term.

I’ve found more appealing acts in a public restroom.

I feel slightly concerned waking up from a nap with this stuck in my head. Can’t figure out if my soul is in jeopardy or my mind has the most basic suggestion algorithm. ‘Since you like naps...’

Y’all gonna make me lose my mind, up in here.

Per usual, Israel has responded with indiscriminate bombing.

What is the lamest thing you’ve put on your resume?

I’m convinced Tpnbj2u sent his message via telegram.

The Kid Cruz highlight of the night occurred after he earned his fourth foul.

Wanna bumble with the Bee?

I remember when that interface rolled out and the readers that frequented their site were almost unanimous in saying they hated it. I also remember SVP capturing all the smugness and condescension that is ESPN by saying on his radio show that ‘it’s just people wanting to complain, and we arent going to change it…

I’m not a boomer but I never switched because my yahoo account was already associated with important accounts like ebay and friendster.

I’m sitting down here in the campfire light, with the ghost of old Tom Selleck.

The CIA was involved in Super Bowl 49.

Bizarro World sucks.

I hope Brady relives that moment over and over again with the same horror and shame that the world experiences everytime they recall election night 2016.