Ovechkin is? He of a league-leading 44 goals?

Underrated comment of the day. +1

As someone who fancies the car market, what makes you say that about wagons?

"Where's the tops to these muffins? We can't take these!"

How the fuck are the Penguins in on every trade? SHARE THE WEALTH.

-1, then, three days later, +1.

Up is down and Down is up, just as it should be.

Close, but botched it:

You can't capitalize the word but then spell it like the real noun!

You'll have to be more specific, honestly.

po98 is going to be a much much poorer man in a few short months.

+ 420

Of all the hot hatchbacks on sale today, you get the most power for your dollar out of the torque-steer-your-arms-off Mazda. A Fiesta ST is $109/HP and a Focus ST is $94/HP, if you're curious.

People?

Riley Cooper's cool with you guys, right?

Hell yeah. More like this. Down with institutionalized cynicism.

What's it mean in the book?

Sure the movie sucked, but how is that logically inconsistent? That an organism wouldn't evolve a defense mechanism to ward off predators, like poison in a frog or the musk of a skunk?

Platewave: Adding "I Know Where You Live" to the road rage arsenal.

You SHOULD hit a dog to reprimand it, but that's neither here nor there.