Aubrie L'rai Johnson's discussions

I used to hate it when a group of college girls would come into my store, each one holding an iPhone, and order 5 Birthday Cake fraps, then shrug when I ask them what’s in it.

...Allons-y?

When winter comes in summer,
When there's no more forever,
That's when I'll stop loving Kitchenette

I don't get why these dress code issues are getting so much flack in the media — on Jezebel, especially. You are paying $10 for a gym membership. Wear a t-shirt, or one of those long tank tops they sell for like $6 at Target.

I reluctantly agree. I don't pity her, but I do at least understand her...I think.

Thank you.

"Elitist" is their euphemism for "uppity Negro."

I'm attracted to guys who look like they could hold their own and maybe even protect their loved ones in the event of a zombie epidemic. That means my guy's got to be healthy and agile...who cares about a bunch of bulky, chiseled muscles. Can you climb over fences? Are you handy with a hatchet? Because I am! And then,…

Exactly! Maybe I might wear a one shoulder top under my blazer if I'm going out for drinks with the coworkers that night, but come on. Only businesswomen on TV (or models for Express) wear miniskirts with their button-downs. When I see a guy on his way to work, he's usually in a suit and tie, sometimes jeans and a…

I think the author of the article was saying that *she* feels like she's wearing a mask and wig, not that every woman is.

While I understand why people are up in arms about your calling nursing/teaching jobs "dirty," I thought what you meant by that was "underpaid jobs where you have to work really hard for barely enough money to get by", aka dirty. But then again, I think of a "dirty" job as a minimum wage burger-flipping gig, not…

I don't understand why this thing is such a big violation. It's a glass he wears over his eye, kinda like...I dunno...a pair of eyeglasses? Why were the McDonald's employees so up in arms about it?

I love how the only photos of Kate this blogger likes are the ones that look professionally Photoshopped. I'll bet all her Thinspiration photos are of women with completely unattainable body types.

"Have your yogurty balls failed to bring all the girls to the yard?"