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Bret vs Own at WM X was not for a title shot. Bret had a title shot no matter what that night due to the dumbest Royal Rumble finish ever two months prior. Owen actually won the match, which opened the show. Bret then won the WWF Championship in the main event, capping off a fun show at MSG that I got to attend.

They've actually virtually eliminated chairshots to the head in mainstream pro wrestling as they've determined it increases the risk of concussion (say it with me now "duhhhhhhhh"), but yes, we should start convincing bars to ditch stools and use really tall steel folding chairs.

Sure, including getting to the location, the removal of clothing, a few misses and whatever counts as the afterglow these days.

All of the ones featuring professional wrestlers. And the one where Corey gets jealous of Shawn and Topanga having to kiss for a commercial and later yells "Underpants!" in an incredibly bizarre manner.

Out Run.

This same cleric said this three years ago, and we had Boobquake.

I submit that the Lost Island is a device. Abrams sets it to appear in the same physical space as Rowling. Rowling is essentially telefragged.

Does one have to wear a giant Dr. Seuss top hat to use that Slash wink?

Not that I actually expect an angry geek character to do research, but only about 20% of Americans live in rural areas. I wouldn't suggest we dismiss that 20% either. The majority doesn't have the right to trample on the minority just because they aren't silly enough to live in the middle of nowhere.

Have a beer with, then beat up low level thugs isn't an option in the game. Don't think I want to sex him up or live with him, but he's not annoying enough to kill.

Limiting to the Turtles alone:

I think a halftime show featuring Beyoncé rocking the self high five will be running through my thoughts for days to come.

Isn't that what the Call of Duty games are? Kill everyone that doesn't look like you until there are none left?

Note: this is a maneuver that a penis cannot achieve, unless you're Mr. Gadget.

Hollywood beat them to it:

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Hopefully it turns out better than the last time Santa fought Pitch.

This same paper was covered by Deadspin for being incredibly freaked out that the NHL was involved in an anti-bullying campaign. Spoilers: their hockey writer is a homophobe.

The takeaway is that Romney in 2012 is vehemently against federal handouts, which contrasts sharply with the Romney that used federal funding to pay for the Olympics.

Art Donovan: How much does dis guy weigh, Gorilla?

Sadly, you can't get wasted and ride Mr. Toad, as they shuttered it and replaced it with a Winnie-the-Pooh ride. Nothing against Edward Bear, but you can't top a dark ride where you die at the end and go to hell. Would have been that much better after six or seven glasses of wine.