I have met an actual Mr Panther.

And I once had a bowling alley thick ashtray fall onto my face, give me a black eye and a cut under my cheekbone

Maybe you were trying to impress a date.

If they do, can you turn it into a joke? As in, 'Oh but look what happened last time I was bridesmaid for my brother, haha'. I mean, it's not very funny but people are superstitious!

Absolutely.

What I can't believe is - 77120 retweets and 90324 favorites just for this idiot saying hello.

And they called you Blueberry for the color of your Dad's uniform, how sweet!

I had one who loved mint and chocolate and cake. So minty chocolate cake was her thing!

Awww. If only I liked them (yuck!), I would have eaten one of Chuck's licky olives.

I read once that it's the only body part that they don't mutually groom as it's so vulnerable.

It's like the cat's on a very lo-tech roomba.

I'm worried that it'll be Malala next.

Yes, and isn't she supposed to be an actual published writer ...???

Yet more evidence that he was killed at the end .....

Do I have to post the Twisting Frenchies again? Why yes, I think I do.

Good work!!

It's more of a galumph than a gallivant.

Apparently, after a certain age, you have to choose between the face or the ass.

Very Isadora.