Spending the months leading up to Joker’s release anticipating how bad it will be and then putting it on the worst of the year list for not living down to your expectations is pretty much Peak 2019 AV Club.

The overpaid head of a company that exploits tax laws across two hemispheres doesn’t want people to think too hard about policy. Imagine that

what the holy fuck? how am i still in the greys after like 6 years while edward einstein over here gets to go outside without a leash?

White people problems, am I right?

a) he cheated so he should get banned

So, they’re sentient cats.

Nintendo, unlike the other guys, recognizes that teaching your audience that your games are only worth $20 by discounting them heavily after they've been out for 30 days only hurts you in the long run. I don't buy new games on other platforms anymore because I know it'll be $15 in two months. Nintendo still gets my…

I think it’s time we blow this scene
Get everybody and the stuff together
Ok, three, two, one, let’s AHHHH MY KNEE

I’m sure the indigenous peoples of America are happy to have their slow, agonising genocide and loss of home put on the same level as the cancellation of a sitcom.

IDK man, Fortnite is designed around a bunch of manipulative psychology and I think it’s pretty gross. It should probably carry a warning label and not be marketed to kids.

That’s not true. The president can pardon anybody in jeopardy of a federal offense, whether they’ve been charged or not. The president can issue commutations and pardons after proceedings play out, but pardons don’t have to wait.

LMAO Democrats might have picked up over 40 seats but the left sure didn't, which is a damn shame.

^ this. This the term “gig economy” and not “self-employment”.

$20 bucks for 3 hours is less than minimum wage.  That doesn’t sound great at all.

It’s cute the way you think there will be a 2060.

This looks AMAZING!!!!!!

“I mean, dude figured out how to kill White Walkers and proved a bunch of Maesters wrong. That will earn you tenure pretty quickly. I don’t see why this is so inconceivable.”

Imagine how mad that guy must get when they hand out Oscars for editing.

Just an FYI, since Westerners are poorly-educated on this topic, pretty much no one in Japan actually eats whale. The reason mostly being because it tastes like the inside of a vulture’s asshole. Whale has never been a part of traditional Japanese cuisine. Hell, raw horse meat is a million times more popular in Japan…

It’s stupid because nobody cares about you. You are not Mark Zuckerberg. You don’t own the World Bank. Nobody is trying to hack you.