Why the whole uniform?

THIS. This sounds like a rip off of an Agatha Christie novel.

Last paragraph...too funny, too true.  Kudos.

I don’t think meth heads are known for good planning. And since they’re identical twins and share the same DNA, it’s possible the non-meth sister isn’t the brightest bulb, either.

I was in an accident several years ago where someone side swiped me and full on frontal crashed into the car behind me then tried to flee the scene but they fucked their car up too bad and it died like 400 feet down the road. We watched as the driver and passenger swapped seats before the cops showed but we clearly…

People are scum. The sisters sharing a jail cell is too good for them. And at their separate prisons when it’s found out how they killed two children, well, that outcome would be “awful”.

For that authentic matinee experience! 

Right. So the solution is to fence those poor chlidren in. How about a guard tower to make sure they don’t escape?

It was already stale the day before you ordered it.

Or even less if you just use a pot on the stove, you can even buy falvocol or whatever it’s called to get that exact same flavor. 

It’s wild that, according to the header pic, there’s clearly a gap built for a pedestrian gate but they just filled it in with more fence.

When I was a kid I lived in section 8 apartments where in the back of the buildings there was a big fence keeping us out of a wooded area. We cut that open and went back there a lot. Built sketchy tree houses and dropped stuff from them, played with fire, that sort of thing. At some point the land owner came by in the…

Oh Lord have mercy not using up all the public street parking:faints:

To get movie theater popcorn at home, you need a Whirley Pop, coconut oil with beta-carotene, Flavacol and the butter flavored popcorn topping. You can find all this stuff on Amazon. The package of Flavacol will last a lifetime. 

This has to stop! If we let poor people walk there, soon poor people will be walking everywhere! Imagine the chaos!

Sounds about white.

Do you know how much microwave popcorn you can buy for $8? Hell, you can buy an air popper for $20. I get that people are lazy, but throwing a pouch in a microwave and hitting a couple buttons is less effort than ordering through an app.

Who the hell eats wings at the movie theatre? No wonder the armrests are all greasy and sticky. And wings aren’t even on the list. What the heck? That Flavacol tip is golden tough.

Let me add Die Hard on Hulu

#1 overall don’t use an automated car wash.