The worst things on the internet in 2017

There were many things on the internet in 2017, some of which were very good! Dril is here, for example. Tom Hanks still signs all of his tweets “Hanx.” The internet turned the Babadook into a gay icon, and there was that time Kurt Eichenwald tweeted out some tentacle porn. These were all good things, worth…

Nonexistent child named “Pickle” supports Donald Trump, so we all should too

During yesterday’s White House press briefing, Sarah Huckabee Sanders apparently decided it was time for a little positivity in this country. America is divided, there’s no question there, she must have thought. What better way to begin the healing process than with a fictional letter from a bullshit made-up child?

R.I.P. to all of Anthony Scaramucci’s old tweets, deleted in the name of “transparency”

Now that our sickly, cinnamon-wild boy Sean Spicer has resigned, the White House communications office—that is, the elite cadre of saps wrestling with the chaos of the president’s Twitter account—is in the midst of a shake-up. A new brand, baby, a fresh start, and who better to lead the way than new communications…