So happy they took Haula instead of Dumba

Plz be nice to 10 Things, it’s one of Tacoma’s few chances to shine

He’s gotta be just about eligible to get his convictions vacated

Evergreen

Golf is fun and good and I’m going to play a par three now as soon as I’m done w/ court this afternoon (not that I needed a big push).

She got what was coming, and she fucking sucks, but her speech suggests intoxication (she can eat shit) or maybe a developmental disability (maybe changes the math a little.)

http://m.mlb.com/news/article/231534562/astros-brian-mccann-placed-on-disabled-list/

PPS (sorry)

Yiiiiiikes

I’m sure the law requires him to have insurance, but I have it b/c I couldn’t afford expenses associated with an accident. He can

“I wasn’t even at the game!”

“allegedly paying a recruit $4500 in cash” it was reportedly for test prep and tutoring so the kid could get into school

Greer wants “physical evidence” of words being said and that is apparently something more than Adam Jones saying it happened. Quit pussyfooting around and call him a liar if that’s what you think

In which our hero does the lord’s work

Kacey is a treasure. Apologies if this is elsewhere in the thread

Stephen A is going to have a field day with this

Mason Holgate! Tom Davies! Ademola Lookman! Here come the kids!

Fwiw I’ve been reading John McGrath for most of my life in the News Tribune and he’s a superb columnist, especially for baseball. Really fucking good. This column? Schizophrenic and dumb, but hey, he cranks out a few of these a week and they can’t all win.

“Bro. Bro! Does it look like I fuck w/ machine weights?”

In his defense you need a big smokescreen to get people off the fact that your last name is Butz