It's Texas! Waddaya expect?

My reasoning for "Asscramp": I'm a pain in your ass.

I counted the 2 on the top but not the handle. I think the one on the handle is just an auxiliary camera.

If its not delivered by drone, it's not worth the experience.

14 Gopros?

If they are dumb enough to have water events in that tainted water, then organizers might be dumb enough to give competitors plastic bags and say "Put it over your head for protection."

Oh for fuck's sakes, get in your Prius and go drive at the maximim speed of the electric motor to the nearest cliff.

Babymamas driving 90mph in a 30 trying to find their baabydaddy! (Racism is fun till its taken too far :D )

TOGA! TOGA!

My email address is 13 years old and its AOL and i still use it.

How detailed is this little shop? KY Jelly. Thats how detailed this little shop is.

No no no, a lemon party is much better, you should visit their website! (Disclaimer: Don't)

Look at that S-Guard go

Bullocks! The Lego Architecture series is the highest per brick price!!

The title GIF would make everyone at a dance festival venue just lose their shit.

Yay!

I'm still in school for shit's sake!

Not to self: Don't go to Brazil.

I LOVE their videos!

I'm done flying, I'm driving everywhere from now on. *Puts water rafts underneath car*