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Yeah, killing it alright, KILLING MY XTERRA BY DROPPING OFF THE LIFT ON SATURDAY! Done with Nissan.

Oh really? Why's that?

As a student at the University of Missouri, the impact Michael Sam made on us by his coming out really made our university much more tight-knit....

Kansas City, Missouri. What about you?

I have a fixation for sport bikes and dirt bikes. kinda.......

That was REALLY slow.

I can't even get this feature to work!

Safari works across all of my iDevices. It beats IE with that feature alone. And I don't want the option to use IE, keep the congrats.

Anyone call that number? I'm sure he's pissed with the calls

What's Internet Explorer? I went from Netscape to Safari.

How many hats do you need?

I was on an Alaskan Cruise, watched a glacier chunk fall into the water on my birthday, then ate a Reindeer hotdog and had more gas than the Goodyear Blimp

AKA the Zip Bomb....The Jokes.txt is on the school IT, they had no idea.

The last thing Kansas City, MO needs is more Google. Google is too dang much.

WHAT IS THIS TRIPPY SONG?

If you didn't blast the Beastie Boys while walking down the street, you weren't cool.

I'm waiting for all of the activists to come swoon in and fill the air with "This is bad for birds"

On the contrary. Mountain biking and long distance biking are very popular in Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, and Oklahoma