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Well if MadamS. likes it I suppose you can whip it out occasionally. But first I have to tell you the stupid joke that just made think of. A little boy comes home from school and goes to visit his grandmother. She asks him what he learned that day and he asks her “what’s fornication?”. She thinks about it for a few

What about Drivers? Will I need to download all of the drivers for my computer or will this preserve the drivers?

Call me crazy, but isn’t calling Hillary Clinton someone who destroyed women’s stories a bit like the pot calling the kettle? Seeing as how Tripp was the one who outed Lewinsky and all...

5 inch heels, of course.

There is no dark side of the moon. Matter of fact, it’s all dark.

What in the bloody Sam Hill did you have all that for XD

I will always remember driving to a wedding when I was young, and my friend waking up from a nap in the backseat of her boyfriend’s car and taking a long swig out of his chew spit juice bottle, then her face as she came to the realization of what she had done, followed by her face while she projectile vomited onto her

Everyone’s feet are especially fucking repulsive to me. But comfortability helps, and knowing someone’s cleanliness habits. IDK I’m weird and need therapy.

A nickel.

Exactly! If you’re not willing to explain what you’re talking about then don’t post it.

You’ll note my restraint in my initial response as well. An Army man would never deign to take as gospel anything that a member of one of the lesser services manages to grunt out, but I was polite enough to not say so in public.

I don’t think ANYONE should feel comfortable with the idea of this engine of destruction (oh, sorry, “War Machine”) getting out of jail in 2-5. Not Christy Mack, not the prosecutors, not the American public, not anyone.

Well okay, that’s one wrong idea Germany has. But still right on the right side of the road. They got that right!

Why would you block someone for actually ‘liking/favoriting’ something you said or posted? You know you pretty much showed her what an insecure twit you are. Well played. (not)

Is that why you hang your hat in Tennessee?

Personally I can’t talk about a few of my exes. Because when you invoke the name of a demon they tend to materialize out of thin air.

I just hope he doesn’t call her “baby girl” cause it's annoying.

Left-side driving countries are just going to have to suck it up and admit that they were wrong.