A+

Hahaha, maybe take a step back and think about people being upset at situations. Is your schtick being dense on purpose so you can make snarky comments or do you really read everything in the least charitable manner possible?

so you expedite the marriage to facilitate sex sooner? Naw.

Vagina is too foldy? Sounds like a Yelp review

that bassline is the best

A sociopath cares not for daddy

I told a woman I was dating that when she had a yeast infection and she got hella cross at me. I was trying to be humorously awful!

was this cross refenced by age? Dinosuars eventually will die off...

Cowboy boots and yoga pants are a bit gauche but obviously not ban worthy

Your life is like some pantomime of American History X.

Slow day at the internet hospital

all i can say is the song probably doesnt take into account that there will be people listening who know these things and instead focuses on some white guy who doesnt know any better. That and this has to be catharsis not actually informative.

Hahaha this guy talking about retirement...

Want

You are the best wife to enable this one simple desire

Aint no better place than half moon bay for an ice cream cake

Fucking haters hating on my ice cream novelties

you should probably just show yourself out

word

you know, i think part of it was the rapidness from kearse's catch and the emotions.