As a Seahawks fan i want a patriots fan to tell me if they think the dismay of a loss like that is only rectified by a win like that.

I think we would all be more entertained if you listed these demands in order of least absurd to most.

if you have this amount of money to burn why recreate a movie? Creative bankruptcy?

/b also has vore hentai... i dont think they are a really omnipresent and very representitive demographic.

This on the heels of an article about vaginismus though? The least charitable narrative is "dude so lazy" and thats what you wnet with.

The narrative of "lazy man in bed" isnt uncommon in real life but it is trotted out every single time by various people there is even a whiff of discontuity in a sexual relationship. Its like, sure that could be possibility but based on what?

It doesnt sound that way to you because of an inherent bias, be real.

the imagination is the best aphrodesiac in this case

Kind of do a disservice to the word Amazing

my mom emphasized that masturbatiom was great. I feel like it was an attempt to get me not to knock up some girl in middle school

Shes kinda plain and vanilla

I feel like there was a study done on this paradox of more safe more paranoid in Japan

And because local news is shit

You wont ever feel the same guilt level about the child you never had versus the child you had and failed in some way according to someone.

Your Dad was reverse Marry Poppins

Shes like all the other people who move to Brooklyn, sight unseen.

Misfits in Hawaii is proof Jesus died in vain.

What would ohio state have to do to convince you they were the right selection after being selected? I get you think TCU should have been there instead of OSU but maybe you should be harping on FSU coasting into their spot.

Maybe before the big 10 conferenc champ, you could have an argument, but if a conf champ shuts out its opponent, run with that

I give them infinite demerits for raising the philosophical connundrum of a supposedly benevelonet god who routinely kills off humanity in absurdly violent fashion but then proposes this same god will "save" us