ashparrish
Ash Parrish
ashparrish
Kotaku Staff Writer - Fanfiction Novelist - Unapologetically Black
Oct 22
4

no no don’t feel old! I played on genesis and nintendos too but they were never mine, always my boy cousins.

Oct 22
3

Felt this one hard. Its not as hard as it used to be to convince mom “this is what i want to do and I’ll be ok abs this is good actually “ so now its just “can you please just read this one thing I’m really proud of please????”

Oct 22
14

I generally didn’t dare play many videogames when my mom was home lest I be seen being idle. My mother never failed to find something that I hadn’t done, or should be doing instead of wasting my time playing video games. Read more

Oct 21
20

Heh! when we were speaking I said as much and I’m delighted to see that when you google her name now, this comes up so people can find her.

Oct 21
33

Oh wow, I meant to tweet that I hope the reddit person sees this and you have.

Oct 20
1

oh that one had been completed. just for demo purposes. 10x10's are cakewalks because there is very little guesswork involved. 15x15 and I start to have problems.

Oct 20
3

Partner has this problem. We watch TV with subtitles on and he’s reported no longer seeing letters but shapes in picross grids. He has refused all medial treatment.

Oct 20
2

This is like locking a diabetic in a candy store. I hope you’re satisfied with yourself...monster.

Oct 19
45

what does it say about the state of this industry that our thoughts immediately spiral to ‘oh god what geneva convention is being violated today’ vs ‘oh shit that’s a little creepy’

Oct 19
14

Reminds me of my favorite intrusive thought about how we pay people to use sharp metal sticks to scrape clean our mouth bones. Read more

Oct 19
1

You’re right ofc but most of the promo stuff i’d seen for the game featured larger hardwood floored spaces such that my immediate thought was two fold: Read more

Oct 19
13

i have a weird recurring dream theme about spitting out mouthfulls of some gritty substance and they happen OFTEN