Yeah calling someone a pensioner is in no way offensive.

She should hire Bentley’s ex wife.

My proudest moment was writing 3 essays - each 3000 words and on wildly different elective topics - between 4pm and 6am through one horrific dark night of the soul. And getting Firsts on all three.

Frank can go suck a fuck!

500 Days of Kristen - which set my blood to near boil everyday on Gawker - seems downright inoffensive and quaint now.

I have had the same problem with Crest, and berated myself continuously for forgetting to close the cap until I realized that it’s goddamn design flaw. Which is why I now use Colgate.

I just bought new toothpaste yesterday and this fucking happened. I have been exclusively buying Crest for my adult life and it’s is a fucking design flaw. The lid does not click into place. That is why everyone’s is open. People are saying that it should stand on it’s lid but wtf kind of medicine cabinet do you have…

Crest are assholes for even calling this a paste. Crest should call this product: toothsauce.

They’re harder to close and, with every single tube I’ve had, one half of the plastic hinge breaks before the tube is even halfway used.

There is a GIF of the monkeys ganging up to attack the police.

How sure is anyone that this is real?

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

Pretty good chance poor George Washington is already spinning fast enough to generate electricity for the entire state of Virginia...

Thank you for this article. I am at present going through this right now. I am gonna bite the bullet and take my braids down next week and go 100% natural (minus hair color). I am finding it rather nerve-wracking. I haven’t been natural since I was a kid, and I’ve grown up with people being fascinated about black…

Ah the luxury of having never bought an item from Walmart. You obviously have never lived in a small town with poor parents, and the only place for 30 miles is a Walmart. In rural areas, it’s a necessity.

Neither do I. He could’ve stood up to his family and married Camilla. He didn’t. His own damn fault, and he made Diana miserable too.

My partner takes no responsibility for anything outside of work, and it has been killing me. When asking for help because I’m seriously overwhelmed they just go back to Facebook and Instagram and make me feel awful because I don’t work, because they didn’t want me to work, and I never get time off. I “work” from…

I’m pretty sure Chancellor Merkel was thinking the same thing.

Scandal!

Finally, a Trump story that his supporters can’t “But Clinton...” because they would lose their damn minds if Chelsea did this.