While Your Brain Was Atrophying During the Mueller Testimony, Melania Was Planning Her Christmas Decor

It’s Christmas in July for First Lady Melania Trump! As Americans watched Former Special Counsel Robert Mueller draw out ample justification to begin impeachment proceedings against President Trump that may never fucking happen, Melania was busy tweeting about far more important matters: White House Christmas decor.

Iggy Azalea Tries to 'Clap Back,' But It's Offbeat

LOL: Iggy Azalea, “Clap Back” - Australia-via-ATL rapper Iggy Azalea just released her sophomore album In My Defense, which... okay, sure, fine. Iggy is easy to clown, and while I can’t say I’m a fan, I’ll admit she has some good songs (“Pussy” was great, and I genuinely like “Kream”). But, I’m sorry, the second song…

Jezebel's Resident Mason Ramsey Stan Says the 'Old Town Road' Remix Is... Fun?

I don’t even know, but Mason was a great addition: Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus, Young Thug, and Mason Ramsey, “Old Town Road” - In June, I declared that “Old Town Road” will be the song of the summer. Now, the track has been the number one song in the country for 14 weeks straight, something only 10 songs have…