Ashley Reese
ashleyreese
Staff writer, mint chocolate hater.
1/22/20
2:25 PM
4

Save everybody a bunch of dicomfort: bring beer and aluminum foil to the cookout.

1/22/20
1:35 PM
11

Man just bring aluminum foil and napkins, everybody knows you can’t cook.

1/22/20
11:42 AM
6

at first I was like shit, this motherfuckers trying to spring some eggs Benedict on us, but now I’m trying to think of the breakfast equivalent of chips and salsa, milk and corn flakes??

1/22/20
10:47 AM
26

this looks like an SNL skit lol. Breakfast potluck?

1/3/20
12:05 PM
30

Pete’s posted something on his Twitter feed now (at around 11:47am EST) and it’s predictably bland. Mostly criticizes the lack of discussion with Congress and the lack of deliberation, and says we should avoid another endless war...but doesn’t really take a firm stance about how we shouldn’t just assassinate foreign Read more

12/9/19
5:54 PM
10

How dare you suggest that Ivanka isn’t sexually satisfied with Jared! Theirs is a brilliant love story, destined by both space and time! Wait, wait, I have video of their latest tryst right here:

12/6/19
1:50 PM
16

I feel this in my soul. Talking to my fellow white people my age (early 30s) about racism can be like beating my head against concrete. 

12/4/19
3:42 PM
2

Wow, the marriage and breakup part of their relationship was during my freshman year of college. I don’t know why I would have guessed it was later than that.... Probably just remembering E! or VH1 reminiscing years later. Now that I think about it, I was definitely in high school when that pink bikini butt music video Read more

12/3/19
6:13 PM
54

A much simpler way to address this: if Harris couldn’t deal with a relatively innocuous and not-entirely inaccurate meme, how on earth could she have dealt with Trump? Read more

11/26/19
5:57 PM
5

He’s always had rock influences. More than most mainstream hip hop artists.

11/22/19
9:53 PM
1

Ashley Reese, bringing that amazing shit as always. Familiar nu-metal but presented in a totally new way. WOW.

Maria Sherman, re: Gabbie Hanna and Weaves, what an successful FOUR minutes of combined music those two videos brought. And the irony is not lost on me at least that you ripped Broken Girls a new one and then Read more

11/21/19
3:32 PM
3

From my memory - and background: I’m someone who grew up a little after Black Sabbath was famous but when Ozzy was considered a legend. I think, at first people had this curiosity about Ozzy’s kids because....what on earth would offspring of Ozzy Fucking Osborne possibly be like? This was a man who was rumored to Read more