Florida congressman Matt Gaetz has a nasty habit. When he’s not berating parents of school shooting victims, or inviting right-wing trolls to the State of the Union, or posting racist tweets, he’s obsessing over Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Desus and Mero opted for a Bronx family reunion for the Thursday premiere of their new late night show. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was the first guest on the duo’s new Showtime gig, and the Bronx natives discussed Twitter trolls, the Green New Deal, and that 70 percent marginal tax rate.

The intimacy, or lack thereof, between President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump has been meme fodder since the 2016 presidential election cycle. So I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but according to at least one book, the Trumps might actually love each other. And they reportedly show that love by making out?…

It’s my one year anniversary at Jezebel and all I got was this really fucked up edition of Barf Bag.

Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has been real busy since leaving the Trump administration in total disgrace: he turned down a spot on Dancing with the Stars and wrote a book that nobody read. And now he has an exciting new job as the “D.C. correspondent” on a celebrity news show your aunt watches!

Democratic candidates are worried about maintaining their progressive cred without alienating centrists or succumbing to accusations from the right of a socialist takeover. The surprise is that you can’t actually do both of those things because you’re going to get called socialist anyway!

On Saturday, The Daily Mail published photos that reportedly show 20-year-old Malia Obama drinking rosé with friends in Miami. The tabloid wanted you to know how bad it felt this was, with the headline: “Rosé all day: Under-age Malia Obama is spotted sipping on an $80 bottle of wine with three friends at Miami Beach…

Donald Trump Jr. spent Valentine’s Day with his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle and a room full of large stuffed bears the color of fresh blood.

There’s a Mr. Peanut ad featuring sex therapist Dr. Ruth about spicing up Valentine’s Day, and it’s raunchy as hell. This begs the question: Does Mr. Peanut fuck?

Famed saxophonist Kenny G is stuck in the labyrinth of roses and soulless minimalism that is Kim Kardashian’s living room. Will he ever get out? Probably not. Je téléphone la police!

Becoming an insufferable Anglophile used to take years of experience. For myself, it required round the clock viewings of Bedknobs and Broomsticks, obsessing over the Spice Girls, reading Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging, going through a weird Oasis phase when I was 14, finding bootleg streams of Skins in high…

Happy Valentine’s Eve. Buy me some flowers.

It takes a lot to render me speechless, but the official trailer for Ma, a psychological horror thriller starring Octavia Spencer, managed to fucking do it.

A three-month police investigation concluded that the man who killed two women at a Tallahassee yoga studio in November was motivated by a lifetime of hatred toward women.

On Sunday afternoon, with a dusting of snow collecting on her shoulders, Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar announced the launch of her presidential campaign. “Our nation must be governed not from chaos but from opportunity. Not by wallowing over what’s wrong, but by marching inexorably toward what’s right,” she said.…

Donald Trump Jr., a man who only knows how to work for his dad, had a real nice time on Monday night as opening act for his father at a rally in El Paso, Texas. With his magnet beard looking more magnetic than ever, Trump basked in the applause of his father’s supporters, really soaking it in.

Read this blog while playing a bad Sublime song.

Tiffany Trump, the most forgettable of the President Trump’s Adult Children™, ditched Georgetown Law for the weekend to see some fashion.

It’s a no from me: Ariana Grande, “break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored” - All good things must come to end and unfortunate for Arianators, the warning signs have been there since “7 Rings.” Grande dropped her album thank u, next on Friday and unlike the title track, it’s not straight fire: Grande, who is white, …