Welcome to another edition of Omarosa Manigault Newman Secretly Recording Shit in the White House. Today, President Trump’s dulcet, nasally tunes make their debut.

There’s an agenda out there to get you to chow down on bugs and it’s heating up, most notably on the cricket front.

A federal judge threatened to hold Attorney General Jeff Sessions and others in contempt after learning that the Trump administration was in the process of deporting a woman and her daughter while a court hearing appealing their case was underway. Yes, this sounds like the Trump administration I have come to know.

Fox News’ Laura Ingraham spent a portion of her White Power Hour Wednesday night admitting what we all knew: It’s not just undocumented immigrants that right wingers have a problem with; they hate immigrants in general!

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

A van transporting eight undocumented mothers forcibly separated from their children under the Trump administration’s “zero tolerance” policy crashed en route to an Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility. ICE then repeatedly denied the crash ever occurred.

The American Civil Liberties Union sued Attorney General Jeff Sessions, Homeland Security Secretary Kristjen Nielsen, and other administration officials Tuesday for blocking victims of domestic abuse and gang violence from receiving asylum in the United States.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez stopped by Pod Save America this week to discuss her unexpected candidacy, democratic socialism, President Trump, and the Democratic Party’s incredibly self-defeating approach to voter outreach.

The Plain White T’s oversaturated 2006 hit “Hey There Delilah” (no comma in the title) is being adapted into a scripted dramedy that nobody asked for.

In a profile in the New York Times, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan explained at length how his strong leadership skills helped avoid “tragedy” in the Trump administration:

Newly unearthed opinion columns that Vice President Mike Pence wrote during the Monica Lewinsky scandal reveal just how much of a spineless hypocrite he is —in general!!!!—but also in particular when it comes to the slew of sexual misconduct allegations against President Trump.

Shouting out commands to Alexa, Siri, or your quasi-sentient-personal-assistant of choice seems mostly (mostly?) harmless, but watch out: You might fuck up your kid!

President Trump enjoys nothing more than sitting back, relaxing, and revving up that TiVo to rewatch his greatest hits.

Let’s just get this over with, shall we?

You can now purchase a pink Trump dog leash and collar at the Trump Store.

Republican State Representative Jason Spencer hurtled his way into the dipshit hall of fame Sunday night when he was featured on Sacha Baron Cohen’s program Who Is America? repeatedly yelling the N-word. Oh, and he took off his pants too.

President Trump is ready for his close up, and he wants to glow.

Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer was on the Today show Thursday morning to shill his new book and cape for his old boss.

I, like Trump, am very bad at handling the things I’m responsible for.

After disappearing for more than two weeks, White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders made her triumphant return to the briefing podium on Wednesday afternoon. She made sure to defend President Trump’s massive and inexplicable flip-flop over Russia’s meddling in the 2016 election and tended to her usual beef with…