when i first started as an intern at gizmodo no one at any of the other websites spoke to me for 6 months and that’s what i’m going to do to you now
give it to mack
this pokemon’s got a weird dick, 8.9 pikachus
Honestly, as far as I can remember, I don’t think I actually cared that much?
even libby admits it was bad!!!!
please respect the office
thank you i agree
this one is good imo https://www.theonion.com/hurricane-ashley-expected-to-strike-several-bars-this-c-1819595651
actually, the review is good
this is a first amendment violation and i WILL have you fired
i will destroy splinter news if it’s the last thing i do
would love to get the splinter news slack transcripts, please contact me email@example.com
Looking forward to Splinter News’ imminent correction: http://gawker.com/a-blog-post-by-me-ashley-feinberg-1783973589
getting hit by cassini sounds nice