Hella is old slang, so I'm ok with it. Fleek though. Fleek needs to fuck off.

Seriously. Who gives a shit what Lena Dunham's childhood home sold for? How is this relevant in any way?

Yes, an actual, valid criticism that doesn't veer off into totally irrelevant shit about Lena Dunham!

If she can afford to live in a swanky loft space (by whatever means), $350-$500 for an abortion is probably not a big deal to her. Thus, not a discussion point?

I'm always completely thrown off when you get to a question that you have no viable words to answer with, like "what does basil taste like?". You're down the basics of language here. You just have no words, we've gotten to the end of the adjective list and we're done.

I was perusing diabetic cookbooks on Amazon, after my stepson was diagnosed with teh diabeetus, and one of the reviews for "Easy diabetic meals kids will love for sure!" or some title like that was complaining that none of the recipes were "easy" because they all asked for "bizarre ingredients" the reviewer had "never…

Belladonna pesto would solve some of those problem customers.

WHAT IS AN HERB

Oh my god.

The funny thing is, I can't even remember how I ended the conversation. It confused me to the point where my memory stopped working or something. I think we ended up with "Green, it tastes green."

Ugh, I hate the people who are just impossible to explain anything to. I had a conversation about pesto this week that went like this:

No, surprisingly few people have forgotten about that stupid thing Harry did in like 2004.

I think that the general public perception is that he has grown up, gained awareness, and learned better since then. Since I don't know him, I can't vouch for whether or not that's true, but it definitely does happen.

But somehow I'd love it to be true?? Is something wrong with me?

I'm glad they're happy, but if it weren't for the fact that he was an immature 21-year-old virgin, do you think he would have ever even given your cousin a second glance? I don't know too many people over 21 who want to even talk to a 15-year-old on a romantic level for reasons both personal and legal.

I don't know shit about Dawn, but here is my current reality — the school I send my kids to, the awesome and supportive school I love — has a gut-kicking 11% opt-out rate for vaccines in the kindergarten class. So I stalk the halls glaring at parents thinking, "IS IT YOU, HIPPY MOM? IS IT YOU, HIPSTER BIKE DAD? IS IT…

I see you've read his book

Can't wait for this one!

Hmmm, hard to confirm since this exists...

If you have to question this then the big deal is you.