I also love her reaction to meeting Idris Elba. Her entire body is seizing up. She's about one glass of wine away from climbing him like a fucking tree.

Damn, I didn't realize the cops didnt catch him until he was promoting the new Transformers.

Re: the "smart and articulate" thing, I feel like he's been coasting on his Bowling for Columbine interview for awhile now. Lately he comes across like your average burnt-out, poorly aging, "this is your brain on drugs" LA rocker dude.

Eli Roth would never make a film like Hostel.

I would not make a video of that nature, nor would Eli.

When I want to test out a camera, I take pictures of myself making goofy faces and not, you know, rape scenes, but hey that's just me.

The shit that comes out of his mouth makes any nugget of truth null in void as far as I'm concerned. Like this little gem here-

My Dad said something like that to me when I was a young teen, and it didn't seem creepy. I'm kind of pissed that people think it's creepy for a man to talk to his teenage daughter about her body. Who is supposed to do it then, you guys? We can't ask for body positivity but shame half of parents into not talking…

Quoting Paul Mooney is a great way to lose all credibility. Fuck that asshole, he is the all time WORST.

I don't really like either of these people but I am puzzled by many people's expectations that entertainment stars are somehow required to comment on stuff like this. I really don't care if any of the people I follow weigh in on politics or social issues. It just isn't something I expect out of them.

It's the most weirdly hermetic form of racism. "This used to be my favorite thing, but then it went and reminded me that these people exist! Fucking PC libtard SJWs!!!!1!!!1! Burn in hell!!!1!!!!!1!"

That population doesn't tend to jibe well with the idea of evolution, so asking them to evolve is a lot...

I never understood those people you are talking about. Anyone with half a brain could see that from the beginning, Star Trek was all about how to be a Space Liberal. I never understood how conservatives could even tolerate it without a cargo hold full of cognitive dissonance.

Always amazed by people who are eager and willing to accept entire other species as our comrades, friends, lovers, even, yet when a member of our race who has a different melanin quantity pops up, or they have epicanthic folds over their eyes, they lose their shit.

This is incredibly satisfying. Nothing is more wonderful than the idea of misogynists having to admit their misogyny to the one woman who they think is somehow different. It's a beautiful thing.

HOW COULD YOU LIVE FOR 20 YEARS KNOWING THAT WAS FESTERING IN YOUR SKIN AHHHHHHHHHHH

I just realized that's a gratuitous quote-tweet. Ironically so the guy can take credit for a woman's joke. Here's the original:

Wait, you mean my "Shimmying Gort" doll that reeked of melamine and caught fire after a day wasn't a fully-licensed product?! This is an outrage!

As a toy designer I can vouch for this. Chinese knock-off factories are much, much faster than factories used by official licensees like my company. They don't have the approvals hoops to clear and checks between the licensor and other parties involved. They just fuckin' go for it and wait for the desist letters…

Madonna has paid for her brother to go to ultra-high-end, intensive, long-term rehabilitation centres quite a few times. I did some reading on him the last time he sold stories about her to the press, and he's a pretty depressing, self-pitying piece of work. He's abandoned rehab every time she's paid for it, and…