It took me to a dark place. Honestly, I can’t really go through all I went through to get into it because I want to keep that close to me. But it stuck with me afterwards… Chadwick’s a very talented dude. There’s a lot of physical moments and action sequences throughout this film that cause us to really challenge…

America is making progress. Now paranoid rich assholes are focusing on bike color instead of skin color.

Lobo (well, at his Keith Giffen best)

Wow, what a career!  Dune AND Star Wars?

What if it were rotary powered?

Star Wars should be more Dark Crystal than Labyrinth.

Luke’s arc after leaving Tattooine is the best thing in the entire series. In every other way it was inferior to Empire, and for the most part ANH.

Edit...okay, wait, I have to give some credit to the space battle prior to entering the Death Star; when it just got all eye-rolly.  

Kevin Smith films were mostly watched on video.

Academy Awards, Motor Trend Car of the Year, Nobel Peace Prize; all these are frequently awarded for reasons other than the worthiness of the recipient.

And then people bitch about immigrants not integrating.

Conservatives have only two types of complaint:  projection, and “stop hitting yourself!”  

HP Lovecraft Historical Society?

How can I see if I’ve liked or followed a Facebook Page or Instagram account created by the Internet Research Agency?
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Too little, too late.  Someone already perfected this scene, guys.

You know, with all the crap they fucked with in the Special Editions...why did no one think this scene needed improving?

Just a few seconds more could have made it so much better.  

A google search for “Bill Murray abuse” brings up 43,000,000 results.

Also explains the “elves.”

If Santa is aligned with Chaos, he’s gotta be with Slaanesh, or more likely Nurgle; as they’re the only ones who are about giving anything.

The Flash, obviously, since he’s the only one who could actually accomplish Santa’s deliveries.  

But only in a community property state.