Take level: Taco Bell mild sauce

No way that Rand Paul could’ve gotten into Hollywood Upstairs Medical College

I will admit it is a struggle to not be salty in the face of autofellating blog posts by Barca fans.

Forget it, Jake

You damn SJWs conveniently ignore the fact Schiano knows more about how to staph a locker room than you ever will.

I think he’s been held accountable by the simple fact of what he’s gone through.

The problem isn’t that Neymar pulls off cool shit during games. The problem is that Neymar is kind of a cunt. Ronaldinho did this shit all the time and literally got applauded by rival teams/fans.

Jack Kerouac?

Ugh, I hate it when I can’t open my bottles of delicious, refreshing piss. Helps if you tap on the outsides of the cap with the handle of a knife.

Yeah, fuck your 20,000 employed people. Let them eat tax revenue.

Hey, this is off-topic, but does anybody know who won the Duke-UVA game, which was played at Duke today? Asking for a troll.

It’s so annoying when I’m playing a sport and all of a sudden I just start screaming “I HATE JEWS! FUCK NEGROS! KEEP THE MEXICANS OUT OF AMERICA! DEATH TO ISLAM!”

In the new XFL, players won’t be allowed to have career-ending neck injuries. Problem solved.

I guess you could say that the allegation did not survive the ground

Don’t worry. Now that MSU’s aware of this, they’ll form a sub-committee to investigate it, refer their findings to the standing committee, who will then remove any names of friends and family for whom they got cushy jobs, and will then refer it to the office the the President, Lou Anna Simon, who then will refuse to…

This would certainly not be the first time a bloody glove has become a focus of national media attention.

The Blue Jays probably wouldn’t help SF get Yelich, as they’ve already expressed interest themselves, the Giants matched up with Colorado in 2012 to get Marco Scutaro, and I’ll have you know that Sam Dyson offers INCREDIBLE value (though clearly not to the Rangers, who cut him last year), in the form of his…

Gotta think with Schulman reporting the Giants are going to go after another CF and move McCutchen to right, that this is the match. Teams have been linked all off-season, and the Marlins by now have to have a pretty good read on who the Giants can offer.

He missed his calling as a heel for the WWF in the 80s.

Increased traffic from stalkers and gawkers is probably why Craggs decided to post the Hogan video.