“We sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by the jerseys.”

Hey, my son’s burden is to have seen only 1 NBA title so far when I constantly taunt him with the 7 I witnessed before the end of High School. Yes the Cup, Super Bowls and World Series are nice gap fillers but don’t you dare pile on my son’s pain.

I understand how you feel but there are 5 or 6 New England Revolution fans who think you’re an asshole. Good day, sir!

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

On a side note, I can tell you from a couple of years of fantasy football ownership several years ago that what Saban did with the QB change took guts, man. I know exactly what that took to make that change. I been there, man. Me and Sabes, man. Yeah...

You had a chance to use defenestrate, and you didn’t.

Are you making the point that ESPN should let deadspin alone cover the cheap sensationalized stories that are profitable on grounds of journalistic integrity, or are you under the delusion that deadspin is somehow uniquely suited to cover these incredibly cheap and easy stories that anyone could get clicks from.

Men, we need to take responsibility for our actions BEFORE we die so that things like this don’t happen. That’s why I just sat my wife and children down on the couch and told them that when Daddy leaves their mother in a few years for a piece of hot young blond ass, there is NO WAY I will leave them out of my will.

This really makes me lose so much respect I once had for Sager. I know this is a personal/family matter, but it’s still super messed up.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (2002) is neither the first sequel to Air Bud (that would be 1998's Air Bud: Golden Receiver) nor even the first DTV sequel to Air Bud (2000's Air Bud: World Pup). At this point, I feel I might as well list the stunning conclusion to the Air Bud saga, Air Bud: Spikes Back (2003), and…

Other than some idle speculation by local media, no one has previously reported anything close to the bit about why the Garoppolo trade happened. Beyond that, the piece sketches out details on things that people only knew about in a general sense beforehand, such as the weird split between Guerrero and the Patriots…

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

On Christmas night I went to the airport with my wife

This is why you’ve never won a Super Bowl.

Snow days off! Snow days off!

They’re gonna have to move a lotta refrigerators to reach those numbers.

Oh yeah, totally what happened with the 49ers. Harbaugh ran those guys right in to the ground. (69% win pct, 3 NFC title games in 4 years).

I think an expansion of the playoff needs to be offset by one fewer regular season game -- you’d basically be rewarding the best unpaid football players with an additional opportunity to have a career-ending injury.