are you done postulating on a bunch of ifs?

or you just go to a neighborhood bar, give them a bag and go, “hey, can i have your bottlecaps? i’m working on a project.”

Yeahhh... because you’re totally calculating the cost of bottlecaps in your drink purchases.

yep. this was a larger box.

Well, I’m still part of the problem, and I haven’t spent a dime on my pip-boy yet.

Nope, calculating that bottlecaps are usually made of a light metal, averaging about 1.5 grams per cap, times 2,200, it came out to be roughly 3,300 grams or 7.28 pounds. if he were to ship it 2-day rush, it’d cost him at 17.90. So yeah, dude got a deal.

Is that bryan cranston playing superman?

Wait, channing tatum is playing Gambit? Shit, there goes my interest in that.

WHY YOU DO THIS!?

I warned these fuckers and they all, each and every one of ‘em spat in my face.

I know. It would be an instant no if that were the case.

I sorta want to play the new batman, but at the same time I sorta dont.

Why? Christian bale was into his late 30s during the batman movies

No, that was riffing off the nerd who started spouting comic book canon.

....mechanical life forms created by a god with souls who have evolved over millions of years in disguise?

No, reggie, you’re not up to date, you’re not fun, and you’re hardly social. fuck you and your puppets.

Yeah, after all the great games, it’s nice to see somebody just completely shit the bed. With puppets no less.

Yuck. Can we put this at the thumbs down section of e3?

Good to know when you’ve got... nothing else, you start breaking out puppets.