Dr Jill Stein is trying to resuscitate her now using homeopathy.

Just sitting in the sewer, waiting for somebody to rescue us now...

and that baby’s name was America.

Kid has nine lives. Pretty damn lucky.

What the everloving fuck did I just watch.

I’m sorry, there’s just no way that my brain can process what is happening there...

He broke that backboard like Kim broke her vows.

WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS VIDEO OF ME TOM WHAT THE HELL

Most of the improvements are small ones, though. The addition of air takedowns, combat choke are nice, but it’s not really stuff to write home about. Emily’s powers are nowhere nearly as fun to use as Corvo’s, and they don’t really give the player a lot to play with (Domino is also seriously overpowered). The game…

Agreed. I was genuinely intrigued by the Crown Killer, and I pretty much had the same reaction. It’s also so early in the game. The biggest mystery is revealed in the first actual mission. I think it’s becoming pretty clear that storytelling is not really Arkane’s biggest strength.

I think it’s motivation that’s missing. You (as the player) never really hate your targets, the same way you did in Dishonored. You got to see with your own eyes why the High Overseer and the Lord Regent were shitty people. You don’t get to see that in Dishonored 2. Your targets are just targets to cross off on a…

That little list of her hardships. Girl, please. Don’t trot out your credentials at us. Everything she does is the worst.

John Waters had this one right the other night when he said, “I hate people that say, ‘I’m leaving the country’, go ahead, no one cares!”

lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!

I feel the same way about Dishonored 2. Man, none of the characters in that game were developed properly.

It almost feels like he telegraphs the opposite outcome, setting himself up as the victim while knowing full well what’s in the offing. I know how that sounds, but is very difficult to not be paranoid.

As others have pointed out, Kathy Griffin is basically likening Hamm to the characters he played in Bridesmaids and 30 Rock.

Breaking news 5 minutes ago: FBI director says no charges for brad pitt although says he used very poor judgment.

Just wanted Primarina to bitchslap using her hair