I love that piece, it’s so pathetic. That woman puts all this fucking effort into “looking hot” and all she gets is a fucking Roomba. That is not worth the effort, lady.

She seems cool. Clearly her husband didn’t make the same vow...

Is she married to Tevye from “fiddler on the Roof”?

Christ on a cracker. The thirst with this lady!

“judgmental, self-absorbed, and unreflective,” should be xoJane’s tagline.

I think the dress has a magnificent color. It’s beautiful, if scarce. She can wear the shit out of it, so she should.

It’s time for him to fucking drop out. You’ve lost. Look at how ugly your supporters behavior is. Is this really what you wanted when you started this, Bernie? For shame.

I have only said like 10000 times I will be a private citizen in January.

Or we can accept what the rest of the world does about appropriation: Not giving a shit as long as we’re not being disrespectful about it.

As someone who may, right at this second have lyme disease (thanks hoarde of deer ticks that fed on my flesh, I ONLY WANTED TO SEE THE NATURE RESERVE);

I wish I could agree with you. Many of my clients have been tested positive for Lyme (not to speak of the ones who believe they have Lyme though have tested negative for specific bacteria) and have suffered long-term neurological effects. They are not rich; and, in fact, are hemorrhaging finances in a desperate search…

Remember in the ‘90s when Tommy Hilfiger was the official uniform of hip-hop?

If my rich father just ignored my pleas for help I would shit on his silver platter, too.

Chronic Lyme Disease is the latest made-up affliction affecting all rich people with nothing better to do than dream up vague symptoms and pay the quacks who benefit form it. Stop giving this bullshit press. It does nothing but make snake oil salesmen rich and confuse the public and negatively affect people who suffer…

Ah, remember when we were all united in mocking that jackass and pulling apart his ridiculous scheme?

I kind of hate to say this, but I was really surprised to find out LVP was only 55 years old...

I feel like if you take care of your skin in general but don’t have anything major done to any part of you, then everything ages as nicely as it can, and you look nice. But the minute you start fooling with one part of your body (especially the face), it actually can make you look older, especially if you forget your…

Mostly, I can’t follow whatever happens on this show because I’m too busy staring at the women, wondering why the hell every single one of them has had so much work done on their faces, and all or almost all of them have had boob jobs, but apparently nobody told them that crepey neck skin ages you like nothing else.…

That’s it in a nutshell. I think Vanderpump can be a big ole shit stirrer, but I’m on her side on this one. Especially after LisaR spent last season acting like an addiction expert. Well, compared to Scheana Shay.

Lisa Rinna made the Munchausen accusation thinking it’d make her seem like a bad ass truth teller when it in fact just made her seem cruel and thirsty.