Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Remember the Yankee pitcher got hurt running the bases a few years ago and Joe Torre got pissed? I rolled my eyes so hard that they fell into a sewer and I needed a transplant from a homeless guy that just happened to die mysteriously that evening. If you get hurt running the bases, you’re probably a pussy.

Let’s talk about Dune.

Easy.

A few years ago, Dave Zirin was touring the country with John Carlos. The two of them spoke at several big sports universities, and each time they’d contact the school’s athletic department to see if they wanted Carlos to come talk to any of the athletes. Every single coach either ignored them or flat out said no,…

I’m not sure which NFL story has been dumber, this or the Patriots balls. I give the slight edge to this because there’s really no evidence to back it up.

i dunno, the Pepperidge Farm pun is p cool

Well, more like a year for the trip: Frodo left Bag End on 23 September 3018 of the Third Age and the Scouring of the Shire was wrapped up on 1 November 3019 (the Hobbits having arrived at the Brandywine—The Shire’s eastern border—on the night of the 30th, following a day or so spent resting at the Prancing Pony in…

I can’t tell you how devastated the Patriots organization must be now that you refuse to recognize their Super Bowl wins.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

“An Obscure African Plant Tells Miners Where to Look for Diamonds”

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD SON THAT TWO GROWN MEN CAN’T GET DRUNK BECAUSE BUD LIGHT COSTS $10?

To show them they were truly part of the family, several Dodgers fans stabbed them in the parking lot after the game.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

This movie looks insane.

THE IPAD DOES NOT FLY THE AIRPLANE, THE PILOTS DO.

The shot opened on James Bond sitting in his apartment. Clearly Bond isn’t much for decorating because the whole place looks like he just moved in (bare walls, unhung paintings).

While Lynch’s version wasn’t the book, it at least had a unique look and sensibility. The Sci Fi Channel production managed to make an amazing piece of literature into a boring exhibition of people wearing bad hats in front of poor scenic paintings.

I would give it to the college team vs a team of 22 punters, because of preparation and specialization. All the players involved will have spent hundred of thousands of hours preparing to do specific tasks to maximize their skills. Sure punters are great athletes, but they’ve not been trained that much accomplish…