arianagrandesyouknowwhat
Ariana Grande is... just is
arianagrandesyouknowwhat

Really the problem with a new Heathers is one of times. This story doesn’t fucking work after Columbine and Sandy hook. It just...doesn’t. The thing where the gun falls out of a backpack? Or literally everything else.

That makes no sense, then he’d say “you know I’m coming for you.”

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Yuck. Heathers was the kind of lightning in a bottle weirdness that always sucks when people try to reboot it.

So as another Theon fan I disagree. I don’t think Theon’s plot was that he couldn’t be both, it was that he felt like he couldn’t be both. I think the fight on the beach was him realizing that he is both a Stark and Greyjoy, and that’s okay, he doesn’t have to choose.

I found Jon forgiving Theon to be surprisingly emotional, myself. He’s suffered so much, nice to see him get some small measure of absolution.

Cersei being a petty piece of shit even facing legends is my favorite thing about her.

The ultimate authority on usage is people using the language, not a dictionary. I know it kills you that media outlets like Buzzfeed have influence over the English language, but I just don’t see how that’s any different from a popular playwright rephrasing an idiom and having it become The Standard centuries later.

I feel like you’re distracting from the far more important point that she JUST NOW realized that meeting Dwayne Johnson would be a puppies, sunshine, and butterflies experience.

Whenever somebody snottily asks “how hard can acting/directing/writing/other art form BE?” direct them to this thing.

It really is amazing how many things Soros funds. But he doesn’t always actually pay up, is the thing. I’m still waiting for him to pay friends and family back in Syria for protesting in 2011—people keep telling me he (and the CIA, the Saudis, the Illuminati, etc.) funded it, so where’s the cash, dammit?! I’m starting

“Thelasthalfdonut is by far the most consistently slightly amusing commenter on Jezebel. Someone should ungrey them, for the good of the Union.” - Abraham Lincoln

Whitney,

I’m surprised nobody has mentioned the semi-colons; her first sentence starts with two separate semi-colons separating three independent clauses; that’s just painfully bad; even someone like me who loves to write nested clauses at least breaks them up differently each time; and even I know that there comes a point

I can imagine they would be quite the menace in any town/semi-urban setting. Here in MS, turkeys get the shit blasted out of them every spring during turkey season, so they’re usually hurrying the hell back into hiding from rednecks with guns. (Hurrying the hell back into hiding from rednecks with guns is also a

They are almost as bad as geese. Fun fact: Geese are one of the few birds that remember their dinosaur roots, and are constantly trying to rise back up and take their rightful place as ruler of the earth.

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Oy. This here is the printed equivalent of the acting in The Last Vampire On Earth. (Whose terrible director also pretended it was based on a book that was not at all a huge-fonted version of the script put out by some Eastern European front.)

A lot.

yeah, and it seems she’s describing herself. OBSERVE:

a) because those that fleece people of their money should be ridiculed
b) because the more woo one believes in the more likely they will believe in other woo and boom anti-vaxer.