Wile E. Coyote paints a fake tunnel on a cliffside. Seeing the roadrunner simply run through the tunnel, Cheney floors the accelerator and hits the cliff wall at 90. The Coyote and Roadrunner high five and walk off into the sunset.

$10 that he has a backroom deal running with some Russian oligarch who just so happens to own a steel plant, because he owes him.

Are you _really_ trying to tell us that saying "I don't like kids" is equivalent to "I don't like n's"? If so, you truly need to process more data and grow a deeper understanding of perspective.

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Google up ”Association of German National Jews”

“The only conclusion is that Americans think of themselves as rich.”

Part 1: 100% agree

Not sure why you think that statement is condescending, it IS amusing. It's not like he/she said "I always lol watching the halfwit apes try to figure out a trick, people are so stupid!". 

lol, I love your enthusiasm and agree with your principles, but you are way off on 45.

I would like to see a blanket 65 retirement date for every Federal position. Letting people sit in office, elected or appointed, well past any reasonable retirement age only serves to reinforce the disconnect between government officials and the public at large.

I know this is very cynical, but I think US democracy would have come out stronger if one of this asshole’s bombs managed to kill someone. Everyone loves to flap their wings and mouth off in America, reds and blues alike, but when someone takes it too far, usually they only manage to push people who are on the same…

Hopefully he gets himself and his crew beheaded by some cartel guys and this goes away.

We use all of the parts. 

That was basically Clinton’s strategy in 2016, and it cost her (and us) not just the election, but the entire legitimacy of the US government. Instead of smirking at the idiocy of and disregarding the base-level discontent of the white middle and lower classes as her campaign/she did, she should have directly…

“You’d get up and you’d argue like the devil with them. Then you’d go down and have lunch or dinner together. The political system worked. We were divided on issues, but the political system worked.”

Next step: poach the poachers, sell their organs for huge profit, use profit to further protect the elephants. 

Ahhh yes, Cythglar’neht, also known as the "Eater of Knowledge". Has quite the cult following across previously rational Western nations...

That’s my take; planned distraction with a secondary mission of rabble rousing. What the press should be looking for is what we’re being distracted from.

You do if it's the President of the United States of America.

Meanwhile, taking advantage of the distraction created by the easy "hack", the real hack is going down unobserved.