Wait... do we hate her? I’m losing track of who we think is bey and who we think is non-fleek.

Metaphorically?

Smells like a publicity stunt to me.

This is going to be the ugliest most negative campaign season ever. God help us all.

other cards Hillary has or had:

That, or they’ve transplanted IDs and he’s Lord Stoneheart.

The times I’ve had the chance to “interview” celebrities it’s pretty much all the same. Emails are exchanged, questions sent, and their team sends back a set of responses that I always call the “Photoshop of Interview Questions”.

Snoooooze. She’s reciting carefully crafted—and possibly focus-grouped—statements. It would be amazing to hear something vaguely authentic or spontaneous come out of her mouth for once. I wish some reporter would just do some kind of real interviewing for once. Not that Beyoncebot and team would allow anything like…

Working to make those inequalities go away is being a feminist, but more importantly, it makes me a humanist.

Damn it Stacy! You’re just needy enough that I can’t “unfollow” you because you get huffy if I don’t like your dog photos, and you work in my office so I can’t just cut your Basic Faux-Liberal Racist Ass off.

Other downside—not iOS. Which is something some people like?

This is bizarrely fucked up and inappropriate no matter the industry. What in the....? Calendar check time. This can't be the 21st century.

I’ll raise you: Making Ted “lets default on our loans, what’s the worst that could happen?” Cruz look like “the reasonable one”.

Meanwhile, the GOP’s like “Garland’s fine and we’ll probably ok with him as soon as Clinton is elected POTUS kthxbai.” :|

I loved flaked because it was so much like my real life! I TOO killed someone, faked being sober and being in AA and tricked EVERYONE into thinking I was a sober, pretended to be deep and enlightened and repentant to get people to sleep with me. I didn’t treat them like shit though, I AM JUST COMPLICATED, OKAY? LIFE…

She is glorious. I’m so glad we’re getting an album soon (hopefully). I read an interview and she said she was trying to do this thing called the Borders Project or something. I’m so thrilled. M.I.A is so fucking good and always relevant in a genuine non-pandering way.

Pretty sure they’re talking about Hannibal Buress/Lincoln?