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The Prius owner WROTE that note. The passive aggressiveness makes it obvious.

Just give him a herd of sheep and let him live up to his name.

Blank buttons on a steering wheel? KILL IT WITH FIRE.

I don't know how anyone could go fast in one of those things given the gigantic balls of brass required to ride it. The drag alone would be huge!

What? You're not?

It makes you want to frob it and tweak it and twiddle it and toggle it and twirl it and generally do all kinds of whirly things with it.

Sidekick, not Samurai. Still a sweet jump, although that landing should have knocked a few molars out of his jaw.

They have, what, a 275-mile range? Drive around during the first half of the shift as usual. Plug into a supercharger during the donut lunch break. Drive around during the second half of the shift as usual. Seems quite plausible to me.

I came to post the Sailrocket 2. Here, have a star.

You could do like my grandfather did with his Dodge Aries; he covered the open end of the muffler (which conveniently faced towards the back of the car) with an aluminium saucepan. He didn't forget about the need to let the gases flow through the muffler, so he drilled a bunch of roughly quarter-inch holes spaced

Or perhaps like the USS Akron and Macon. Real-life airborne aircraft carriers.

I'll just call it the NissaMitsu ToyTaco MightyMax Frontier. Or just TacoMax.

Imma guess the driver thought 'e saw a farmers market.

Should we append "in bed" to each one of those tweets?

Arriving at the garage LIKE A BOSS.

I like "wheelie donuts." It sounds like a nickname for a supporting character in The Sopranos.

"Five-dollar footLOOOOOOOONG!!!"

There's a new movie coming about aliens sending a bunch of old 8-bit, pixellated video game characters to Earth to kick our asses. Like almost every alien-kicking-our-asses movie, it looks pretty fun. This movie also gives the modern Mini Cooper its first real acting roles, where Minis will play the role of Pac-Man

Hhmmm... I wonder if doing this with fiberglass mat and epoxy would also work.