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Hank Gathers: Heartbreaker.

God, I sure hope so! As a former gymnast, I know the control that a coach or an appointed doctor, can have over these innocent, and eager to please young girls. The overwhelming pressure, and constant feeling of having to obey, or to perform, better every day is horrible! To think this scumbag (pretty sure there’s

Earnest Byner Can’t Melt Steel Beans

Next summer’s “Why Your Team Sucks: Pittsburgh Steelers” is going to have at least 7fan letters about Fat Ben and the QB sneak, which will match the number of turnovers Roethlisberger had for breakfast and against the Jaguars this season.

Maximum Derek

Taking out the only other Saint who could have had a chance of a catching Diggs is what makes it true perfection.

If the Jags win the Super Bowl....

I too was thinking of Jason the entire time I was watching the game. I hope the Jags win it all for nothing else than.the material it would cover the Good Place.

This is the happiest moment in the history of any 60 person pop and lock dance crew

Scouting report:

Whoo boy, here we go.

So many people seem to have this tendency when analyzing stories (be they films, books, whatever) of only thinking in absolutes. Just cause Sam Rockwell’s character shows that he’s not a complete monster, does that have to automatically mean the storyteller is absolving him of his flaws?

The movie wasn’t really about racism or violence, it was about anger. Most of the actions taken by the two leads were driven by anger, and any perceived redemption arc for either character was about them learning to let go of their anger, though the movie ends before it’s clear whether or not the lessons they learned

Johnny Cash’s Hurt is outstanding.

I just read that out loud without any context and my wife asked if I was having a stroke.

That part at the end is what sends me over the edge too. That woman has every right to turn the hose on that little shit.

Oh dear god, I want to live in this thread. I literally vomited blood the first time I saw that ad.

J-E-W-S...JEWS...JEWS...JEWS!!!

That 3x3 grid of Francesa doubletake gifs in the thumbnails of related articles is fucking hypnotic.

Public shaming involves publicizing information about private individuals. Criticizing the public records of public individuals that are deliberately seeking out the largest audience possible to tout those very same public records in hopes of taking the most highly scrutinized public office in the world is almost as