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Don't forget to have your phone held up to your ear the entire time you're yelling at the agent.

You will never be invited to my house.

Thanks a lot. Excuse me while I crawl into a hole and cry.

Bodily fluid, keep away from that shit.

You know what also saves water? Not flushing every time. Or going out in the back yard. Or going in the sink. Or go into a clay pot and dump it into the gutter. In our civilized society we flush away waste to central locations at a considerable expense, both in water and the infrastructure to take it away. We've

No, but the drainage rate varies inversely proportional to the amount of hair/soap scum in there. There's always water swirling around and running past your feet — it does not go down instantly.

Why not pee in the bath too? Hey, it's sterile!

Would you dip you foot in the toilet after urinating into it? No? I rest my case.

Efficient nose-picker.

This is really heartbreaking. The real injustice here is that 99% of these parents face no consequences for doing this shit to their kids.

I touch those keys as little as possible. Those things are bacteria traps. The eraser side of a pencil sounds like a great alternative.

I thought it would only be a salvage title if the cost to repair exceeds the value of the car. $560,000 << $2,600,000. What gives?

Casino operators don't give a shit, they will gladly take advantage of people's obvious addictions. How would the casinos know, you ask? I assure you, they know who they are taking money from. I like the occasional trip to a casino like lots of other people, but truthfully, I believe our society would be better off

scrounge up a few hundred bucks (which will only be used to try and turn it into more money playing paigow)

That's about the only time you'd want your nose near stool.