Morse looked like he was there to play peacemaker and get between Strickland and Harper, his old teammate.

Joke’s on me, I’d have to high-five myself because lord knows my wife can’t cook for shit.

First cop on the scene told him to put his Piscataway. But the guy’s a Hoboken so he just kept Wyckoff his Weehawken until he Nutley.

Take a thtar, you magnifithent bathtard.

Underthteer*

DA “Would you say that you are a fan of the Patriots?”

Ya fuckin’ cunts
Ya think it’s all aboooout yooooou
Think ya can run us off tooooo
Well now we’re all Yellow

See Maddox here?
He’s not alone at aaaaaall duuuuude
And now we’re coming
Fooooooooooooor
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooou..... 

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Look, you all that don’t like MST3k are entitled to your opinions, but...us MSTies are entitled to disagree. It’s fine if you don’t enjoy it, or if people talking over movies annoy you (as someone else said).

However, I do implore you to recognize the serious nerd achievement us fans unlocked though. We helped to…

Oh man as a fellow Texas resident I have to respectfully disagree. What they really love is the “don’t tread on me” individualism. They love this idea that they could secede and survive on their own (how many trucks do you see with a secede sticker on them?)

Well, do you?

They put a toll gate at the TSA checkpoint? Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes....

Is that chewing gum? Did you bring enough for everyone?

You said “books” twice

This is a pretty standard tactic among despots, dictators, and small people with compensation issues.

By constantly screaming that the barbarians are at the gate—or would be, if the individual doing the screaming were not standing between Us and Them--the insecure demagogue distracts from their own insecurities and…

Our Governor, Jay Inslee, said “These people couldn’t organize a two car funeral.” The contempt for this clownshow is growing exponentially.

Some guy whose Iranian wife was barred from returning to their children was on that NPR call-in show on Friday and said “It took my wife 14 years to get vetted to get her Green Card. What else is Trump going to do in 90 days, exactly, that will be more stringent than that?!”

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