They can create a lightweight roof for the current stadium by stitching together all of the pages they’ve torn out of the science and history textbooks over the past 15 years.

The best Deal With It gif in existence:

This should say:

Totally agree. The Pokemon go community is alive and thriving where I live. We swap stories of spawning areas and have friendly competition/smack talk between teams. We still have very high level players with over 100 on the pokedex. You can still track. It’s just not as easy. They appear in order and move as you do.

Wood in the frame. Wood in my pants.

I think some time should also be spent talking about how good these Rangers are. They've won 9 straight series, they've got a ROY candidate in Mazara, Desmond has been playing out of his mind, our best 1B is Profar who's currently being used as a four position utility infielder, and Colby Lewis is 37 years young and…

I get really emotional when I watch other people have genuine moments of euphoric release of something that’s been weighing on their mind.

Awesome to see A-kon on kotaku. It was a lot of fun this year.

Starrgazing: A timeline

buuut I like when the better company wins. competitive engineering. including the entire supply chain and business management. can you get a better sport? it touches so many corners of talent.

I just flew in from Europe, had a 2 hr layover in Dulles. It took 2:15 mins for 2 airplanes full of people to get through security. I barely made the flight, and only because the connection gate was right upstairs and a few mins late. I didn’t even have checked bags.

When the PHILLIES have a better record than you, there’s something wrong.

I typically get pissed at people who says “I hope he gets raped in jail” but ya know...I’m with you on this. Let this narcissistic fucker suffer.

I still think public stadium financing is stupid, but as a Rangers fan who lives in the area, I get why they feel the need to build a new retractable-roof stadium.

Failed NFL quarterback Tim Tebow

So first, the Daily Mail should NEVER be considered a source for anything, and you guys quote it WAY too much. Heck, YOU GUYS even ran an article around a year ago where an ex reporter pointed out how much they just make up.

Oh no, not convention jail! Spend too much time there, and you start running into fans making their own Ramune in bags under their bunks, shivs being formed out of old Son-May discs, and roving gangs centered around kicking the ass of anyone who dares insult your waifu.

Meanwhile, here’s some video of the Twins bullpen this year:

The Aristocrats!